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Day 11 of asking Nathan doan to make a video of this 190 step guide that took me 2 hours to make :D plz<br>Here’s the 190 step guide on putting the cup back where it belongs<br><br>1. Celebrate your success of drinking juice <br>2. Acknowledge the cup<br>3. Grab the the cup (if you haven’t)<br>4. look at it<br>5. Go to the kitchen (if not in it)<br>6. Wash it<br>7. Look at it<br>8. Smile <br>9. Put the cup drying in a mat<br>10. Wait for it to dry<br>11. Sleep<br>12. Next day plan a trip to China<br>13. Learn shaolin kung fu <br>14. Defeat a Quadriple black belt<br>15. Celebrate your victory at the bar<br>16. Go on a quest to defeat school bullies <br>17. Get sent to prison for beating a bullie/minor<br>18. Await your court trial <br>19. Get Brian (as lawyer)<br>20. Talk to your fellow cell mates<br>21. Realize you don’t actually speak Chinese<br>22. Realize that you have been in china this whole time and in a Chinese prison.<br>23. Feel saddened at heart that you can’t get Brian cuz you in china <br>24. Find the prison phone <br>25. Ask guard if you can use prison phone<br>26. Realize that you’re still in china and don’t speak Chinese <br>27. Find a translator <br>28. Talk to guard through translator <br>29. Get the phone if guard says yes<br>30. Figure out Brian’s phone number<br>31. Learn how to operate a Chinese phone <br>32. Call Brian <br>33. Talk on the phone for an hour about your situation <br>34. Pray that Brian will fly to china and plead your case <br>35. Realize Brian said yes<br>36. Jump for joy<br>37. Sing firework by Kate Perry <br>38. Say thank you<br>39. Eat <br>40. Sleep<br>41. Practice your court presentation<br>42. Realize that court is in 5 days<br>43. Eat<br>44. Take a dump<br>45. Eat<br>46. Question humanity as we know it<br>47. Eat<br>48. Pee<br>49. Sleep<br>50. Wake up at 4am<br>51. Go back to sleep <br>52. Dream about your crush<br>53. Wake up<br>54. Eat<br>55. Take a dump<br>56. Eat<br>57. Practice your court presentation <br>58. Sleep<br>59. Wake up<br>60. Eat<br>61. Take a dump<br>62. Practice your court case presentation <br>63. Realize you have a visitor<br>64. See that it’s Brian <br>65. Talk to Brian <br>66. Go back to cell<br>67. Sleep<br>68. Wake up <br>69. Smile<br>70. Realize tomorrow is the court case <br>71. Panic<br>72. Realize that you have Brian <br>73. Realize that he’s Brian <br>74. Panic<br>75. Calm down<br>76. Eat<br>77. Pray<br>78. Take a dump<br>79. Sleep<br>80. Wake up<br>81. Go to court with police officer<br>82. Walk the stairs<br>83. Met up with Brian <br>84. Get Chinese Starbucks<br>85. Feel better<br>86. Realize that Brian has an amazing presentation <br>87. Be happy<br>88. Drink the Starbucks coffee<br>89. Let the caffeine wake you up<br>90. Go inside the courtroom<br>91. Get ready<br>92. Sit down and listen to your opponent talk his side of the story<br>93. Realize that his lawyer has a very intimidating voice <br>94. Realize that they are speaking Chinese and that you’re in a Chinese courtroom<br>95. Panic<br>96. Realize the judge know English<br>97. Calm down <br>98. Realize you automatically have a translator either way<br>99. Calm down<br>100. Listen<br>101. Plead your side of the case<br>102. Say that you were merely pushing the kid around<br>103. Let Brian talk<br>104. Listen<br>105. Realize that Brian is such a op lawyer<br>106. Feel Brian’s immense aura pulse through the room as he speaks<br>107. Realize he is Michael Jackson at his prime<br>108. Slap yourself<br>109. Be mad at yourself for thinking that any human being can never match up to Michael Jackson’s, river flowing, immense, cinematic, and deep enhancing 4K HD aura<br>110. Listen <br>111. Listen and feel Brian’s immense aura pulse and blow away other people out in the court room that have negative aura<br>112. Realize that he is done talking<br>113. Sit<br>114. Wait for jury to decide<br>115. Wait <br>116. Wait<br>117. Wait <br>118. Wait<br>119. Wait<br>120. Pray<br>121. Realize you won the case<br>122. Cry joyful tears and hug Brian <br>123. Be very happy <br>124. Smile<br>125. Get out of courtroom<br>126. Say bye to Brian <br>127. Pay him<br>128. Go back to police car<br>129. Get driven back to prison<br>130. Get your stuff and get out <br>131. Celebrate with Ramen at 1 am<br>132. Realize there is no good Ramen places at china<br>133. Pay for a first class ticket to Japan<br>134. Go to the airport <br>135. Wait for 25 mins for your flight<br>136. Go to the plane<br>137. Sit<br>138. Watch tv<br>139. Use your hot rag<br>140. Sleep<br>141. Wake up to Japan<br>142. Get off the airport<br>143. Get a 8 day hotel<br>144. Spend 5 days learning Japanese and all 617 kanji need to learn and use<br>145. Find a hole in the wall ramen place<br>146. Wait till 1am<br>147. Almost fall asleep on the wheel and almost die to a fiery car crash<br>148. Park your car in perfect parallel parking to flex on the Japanese people<br>149. Realize you’re in Japan and you don’t have a car<br>150. Realize that you have accidentally committed grand theft auto on a Japanese Toyota Camry hybrid<br>151. Be confused on why people ever use electric cars <br>152. Find a pay phone<br>153. call the police<br>154. Report it stolen but don’t tell them you stole it<br>155. Get off the phone <br>156. Act chill and go to the Ramen place like nothing happened<br>157. Smell the pleasing aroma<br>158. Let your mouth water<br>159. Order a spicy chicken ramen with extra noodles and a coke<br>160. Wait<br>161. Wait<br>162. Realize that it’s been 40 mins<br>163. Wonder why it’s taking long<br>164. Realize that this is real authentic ramen in Japan<br>165. Don’t mind the wait<br>166. Finally get you food<br>167. Eat the food<br>168. Savor it<br>169. Take your time<br>170. Realize that this food is sacred and that one is not only given the choice to but obligated to take your time to eat<br>171. Stop eating<br>172. Drink your coke<br>173. Feel that you been transported to neither heaven nor hell. A universal place that can only accessed by eating heavenly food <br>174. Finish eating <br>175. Be happy<br>176. Realize it’s 7am and you took like 5-6 hours eating ramen<br>177. Walk back to hotel<br>178. Sleep <br>179. Pack up<br>180. Fly through airplane back home<br>181. Go home <br>182. Sit down<br>183. Take a nap with bluey on tv<br>184. Wake up<br>185. Go to the kitchen<br>186. See that your cup has dried <br>187. Pick it up<br>188. Smile<br>189. Put it on cup cabinet carefully <br>190. Live life happily ever after
imagine showing this to someone from the early 1900s saying "mans in the 21th century gonna be doing this to fictional women in digital games"
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein<br>und das heißt: Erika.<br>Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein<br>wird umschwärmt Erika,<br>denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,<br>zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid.<br>Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein<br>und das heißt: Erika.<br> <br>In der Heimat wohnt ein kleines Mägdelein<br>und das heißt: Erika.<br>Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein<br>und mein Glück, Erika.<br>Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht,<br>singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied.<br>Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein<br>und das heißt: Erika.<br> <br>In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein<br>und das heißt: Erika.<br>Schon beim Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein<br>schaut's mich an, Erika.<br>Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut:<br>"Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?"<br>In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein<br>und das heißt: Erika