Comedians roast Trump promises, Putin & each other | Have I Got News For You

My seven favorite Trump promises kept:<br>1. lowering taxes<br>2. securing the borders<br>3. deporting millions of criminals<br>4. making our streets safer<br>5. ending Iran&#39;s nuclear weapons program<br>6. making the US energy independent<br>7. rebuilding our military

Yes, Stephen James Hubbard who was subjected to severe physical, psychological, and sexual torture during his four-year imprisonment deeply appreciated the humanitarian approach of putin. Prison guards unleashed dogs on him, beat him every day with sticks, used starvation and frozen cells to support 74 old American hostage.

🇨🇦🇨🇦 The Earth is but One Country and Mankind its Citizens” 🇨🇦 CANADA, The True North, Strong &amp; UNITED 🇨🇦🇨🇦<br>Thank you Donald for helping us Elect Mark Carney our PM, now a World Leader.<br>Thank you Donald for Uniting Canada into a Unified People as never before.<br>Thank you Donald for helping fulfill Canada&#39;s Destiny which was written 109 years ago by Abdu&#39;l-Baha, Haifa Israel, <br>February 21, 1917, the essence of which is; &quot;To the Baha&#39;is of Canada and Greenland …….. the future of the Dominion of Canada however, is very great, and the events connected with it infinitely glorious. It shall become the object of the glance of providence, and shall show forth the bounties of the All-Glorious.……. Again I repeat that the future of Canada, whether from a material or a spiritual standpoint, is very great. Day by day civilization and freedom shall increase.” In all the Holy Writings of the Baha’i Faith, no other Country has received such praises. <br>🇨🇦 Some History &amp; Holy Writings - Food for Thought and Reflection. 🇨🇦 <br>The Báb (The Gate, 1819-1850) On May 23, 1844 declared the coming of the long awaited &quot;Promised One.” Like John the Baptist was martyred on July 9, 1850 in Tabriz Iran. 1st. by a Persian regiment of 750 soldiers all missing, then by a Russian regiment of 750. Upon his death an earthquake and plague struck with most Russian soldiers dying by falling stones or later for desertion. A religious persecution began against the Babis almost unequalled in human history, still even to this day. <br>Prayer - &quot;Thy loving providence hath encompassed all created things in the heavens and on the earth, and Thy forgiveness hath surpassed the whole creation. Thine is sovereignty; in Thy hand are the Kingdoms of Creation and Revelation; in Thy right hand Thou holdest all created things and within Thy grasp are the assigned measures of forgiveness. Thou forgivest whomsoever among Thy servants Thou pleasest. Verily Thou art the Ever-Forgiving, the All-Loving. Nothing whatsoever escapeth Thy knowledge, and naught is there which is hidden from Thee.&quot; The Bab.<br>🇨🇦 April 29,1863, on the island Garden of Ridvan in Bagdad, the most prominent Babi proclaimed to be &quot;The Promised One,” taking the title Baha’u’llah (The Glory of God 1817-1892). Born into a distinguished Persian Noble Family with innate knowledge became an early Babi. In 1852 losing all material possessions, he was cast into Terhans &quot;the Siyah-Chal&quot; for four months. A former water reservoir now a windowless dungeon three floors deep holding up to 250 prisoners. With heavy chains on his neck along with many Babis being taken out to be martyred. Here he became aware of his destiny, later writing “When I contemplate O my God, the relationship the bindeth me to Thee, I am moved to proclaim to all created things “verily I am God”; and when I consider my own self, lo, find it courser than clay.” <br>Because of his prominent Noble family, he was exiled to Bagdad in 1953. Then April 1863, was exiled with an arduous 3 month 1000 mile caravan trek to Istanbul. Finally August 1868 to &quot;The Most Great Prison”, Akka Palestine, which functioned as the primary penal colony housing political prisoners and murders for the Ottoman Empire, devoid of any source of water within its gates. The air so putrid, according to a proverb, &quot;a bird when flying over it would drop dead.” Baha’u’llah passed the evening of May 29 1892, having written over 15,000 tablets and epistles. His Will designated his oldest son Abdu&#39;l Baha, (Servant of God, 1850-1921 born the evening of the Bab&#39;s declaration) the Head of The Baha’i Faith.<br>🇨🇦 In 1908 Abdu’l-Baha was freed, now 68 after 56 years an exile and prisoner. In 1912 he traveled to America, declining a ticket on the Titanic for a less expensive ship to New York, donating the funds to a local charity. He spent 239 days, travelling to Montreal and the US West Coast via Chicago. He visited 44 localities in 15 States plus Montreal and Toronto, giving 351 talks to over 86,000 people, with hundreds of Newspaper articles written, becoming known as &quot;The Prophet of Peace,&quot; foretelling the coming of WW1. Later Knighted by the British for his humanitarian work in Palestine during the war.<br>🇨🇦 In Chicago, where the magnificent Baha&#39;i Temple now stands in Willamette, meeting Rabindranath Tagore, (1861-1941) forming a life long friendship that transcended time and place, even adopting Abdul Bahas manor of dress. In 1913 Tagore received the Nobel Award for his Poetry, then becoming India’s foremost contemporary Cultural Icon. Writing both India&#39;s and Bangladesh’s National Anthems, founding many schools, universities and a prominent writer and artist. Now with many Tagore Clubs around the world. Tagore continued his relationship with the Bahai’s. <br>At the Ritz Carlton Hotel, New York City Dec. 7,1930 public gathering, saying, ”The first Prophet whom we know in the history of man was Zoroaster, born in Persia who preached the oneness of God where arose another great prophet of the modern age. Baha’u’llah, who also preached God as profoundly one, in all races, tribes, and sects, the true worship of whom consists in service that has reason for it’s guide, and goodness and love for its inner motive purpose. We are here tonight to offer our homage to Baha’u’llah. He is the latest Prophet to come out of Asia. His life is certainly a glorious record of unflinching human search after truth; and his message is of great importance for the progress of civilization.” <br>🇨🇦 Some information about the growing Baha’i World Community. 🇨🇦<br>The Baha’i World Centre is in Haifa Israel on the side of Mount Carmel where the Shrine of the Bab, the Archives Building and The Universal House of Justice (UHJ) Administration Building are located, surrounded by the magnificent gardens running up the mountain over looking the harbour. The Baha’i Faith is the 2nd most wide spread Religion in the World. Now with 14 magnificent Baha’i Temples all over the World, and the new Shrine for Abdu’l-Baha, located between Haifa and Akka soon to open. Canadas 1st Baha’i Temple soon to be built in Toronto. All Baha’i Temples are designed to have nine sides and be surrounded by pathways leading to gardens and natural areas, plus whatever community buildings are needed. All are welcome to visit. The Bahai sacred writings require that no sermons or ritual ceremonies are performed, and devotional services feature only the scriptures of the Baha’i Faith and other World Religions writings, which can be read, chanted or sung. <br>🇨🇦 With over 50,000 original Holy Tablets and Epistles by the Bab, Baha’u’llah and Abdu’l-Baha, there is no need for Clergy. Baha’i are free to choose whoever they want to marry, but must have their parents consent. With no set marriage ceremony, apart from reciting the short Marriage Vow, &quot;We will all, verily, abide by the Will of God&quot; with the LSA Marriage officer and two witnesses, create whatever celebration they want. Baha’is must raise their children in the Faith and when 15, the age of spiritual maturity, they can make their choice of what Path to follow.<br>The Faith, it does not ask for, or accept donations other than from registered Baha&#39;is.<br>🇨🇦 The Baha&#39;i year begins March 21, &quot;Naw Ruz&quot; the 1st day of Spring, and is divided into 19 months of 19 Days, each day starting at sunset, with a celebration period with gift giving before the last month of fasting starts. Each month starts with “The Feast”, first Prayers and Mediations, Consultation and then Refreshments in suitable locations.<br>🇨🇦 Based on the writings of the Faith, the administration for the Local, National and International levels each having 9 members. No one should seek or promote others for office, only through individual prayer and meditation we vote for those we know. Individuals are chosen for their Character, Ability and Service to the Faith. All elected 9 members are equal, through consultation and prayer, decisions are made. <br>Every year on April 21st. the Local Spiritual Assemblies are re-elected, the Nation Spiritual Assemblies shortly after, <br>Every 5 years all National Spiritual Assembly members gather together in Haifa to elect, from the Entire Baha’i World Community, the 9 members to serve on the Universal House of Justice. 1st elected April 1963 in Haifa, then a World Baha&#39;i Congress was held at The Royal Albert Hall, London England, with my twin brother Jim attending. <br> Jesus Christ’s only prayer. <br> &quot;Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come; Thy will be done; on Earth as it is in Heaven....” <br> NON POLITICAL - ALL INCLUSIVE - SIMPLE - INEXPENSIVE - EFFECTIVE <br> Come Join Us and help Build Canadas Destined Future Together! <br> 🇨🇦🇨🇦 The Baha’i Faith believes in the Oneness of God, the Oneness of Man &amp; the fundamental Oness of all Religions 🇨🇦🇨🇦

One day, you&#39;ll hear cell phones going off.<br>Then shouting and cheering. In the distance, car horns will begin to honk. A stranger might buy everyone a round at the bar where<br>you&#39;re sitting. And without anyone saying a word, you&#39;ll know: