Midterms 2026: Will farmers still vote red? | This Is America

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<br>It is a lovely thing to be able to be with family year round, just like we see with the Trumps. Here we are only 4 weeks out from the Halloween celebrations in the USA, yet, it was such a splendid thing to have seen Don Sr. making deals with President Xi of China and Lil&#39; Don Jr. go 4 broke with his multi-million dollar drone deal$ to defeat the belligerent Iranians. Don Jr. has the energy &amp; brains of his pa&#39; and we wish much success for the future!
<br> So, it&#39;s rather sad to say that Trump and family have their critics when they&#39;re only trying to put their best foot forward. They have worked hard all their lives to get where they are, plus, the country is ready to turn the page for more kakistocracy 2.0.
<br> Many friends and neighbors wait with bated breath for the re-entrance or re-emergence if you will of America&#39;s Matriarch-Melania Trump. In fact, our little sewing club out here near Des Moines, which consists mainly of retired school marms who taught in the for-profit private sector, plan to make Melania inspired leopard print shawls which they one day hope to be able to sell on the home shopping network. As positive as this might seem, they say that there could be many potential pitfalls due to the American public&#39;s propensity to become easily distracted by news shows such as, &quot;Adderall Hour with Judge Jeanine&quot; and/or &quot;Mouthing Platitudes with Piers Morgan&quot;. But, in light of this, they&#39;ve recently met with a young and handsome lobbyist out of DC who shits dollar bills and SUV&#39;s to discuss the market potential for their Melania inspired shawls. He said that they shouldn&#39;t be so preoccupied about the public&#39;s propensity for distraction, and if they only hurry, in due time they will be able to outsource shawl production to a facility manned by Eskimos in Trump&#39;s $Greenland$.

Of course they will still vote red. Donny said smart people don&#39;t like him so it&#39;s only natural the farmers would support and follow their orange bone spur coward hero who demeans our troops and those with disabilities while paying for hookers as his wife was carrying their child. They did this twice already and now they whine and cry day in and day out...but will they vote otherwise? Not a chance.