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Haley Stevens breaks ranks with Democrats by endorsing Mike Rogers, who she once called a "nightmare," right before the midterms, news networks question the pol…
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The Nightmare After Halloween
With all that algae in the green pool they should toss in some carp. At least we could then go fishing
I think she got some phone calls from her friends at AIPAC 😂
Why Haley Stevens changed her mind? Because AIPAC.
People love speculation. No way the news stops talking about them 😂
The news, Every 3 years and 6 months, for almost 60 years straight:<br><br>"POLLS POLLS POLLS! It's that time of year, get your polling hat on, it's time for 6 months of polls! You ready to hear how EXCITED you should be that your guy is a *lock*? You got this in the bag, buddy! Why get politically active? You've already WON!"<br><br>The news, every 4 years, for almost 60 years straight:<br>"Look, we don't know what went wrong, but the fact is, the polls just weren't indicative of reality. Boy do we have egg on our face!"<br><br>The same news, <b>3 years and 6 months</b> later:<br>"POLLS POLLS POLLS! It's that time-"<br><br>Etc. Etc.<br><br>Cool, cool, news media. So awesome of you to keep putting our hand on the stove and apologizing profusely when we get burned. Definitely responsible reporting and not a ratings-driven Pavlovian that has helped hollow us out as a nation.
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I must go watch Airplane again soon.
We got people from across the globe screaming @ us to go vote. They are far, far away in never, never land but is Americans gotta live in the land of the dumb.
The world is watching, and hoping.
Of course, it is actually a: Pterodactyl Hat Brooch.
Polls are just being on the news to influence the " loosing party" to get more people to vote
How Jon can talk about exactly what I have in my mind every single time 😂😂❤❤❤❤ thanks so much
Amazing the types of people that put their hand up to be leaders in the USA, and I'm sure it's not all about "me, me. me"?
Polls should be illegal, but then what would 24/7 news do?!😅
Most interesting race is Maine, if they lose Maine, the Democrats probably won’t win in Kansas or South Carolina. That leaves the Senate 50-50, giving JD Vance a tie breaking vote where it matters.
Excellent "Airplane!" reference!!! It's a pterodactyl!! 😂
Haley is virulently pro-Israel and Zionist. This puts her at odds with Al-Sayed.
Voted to put a check on this administration. Love from the <a href="http://u.s.to/">U.S.to</a> all our allies! 💙 Especially to my relatives in Denmark 🇩🇰 and Norway. 🇳🇴
Oh <i>please</i> let it be a Pterodactyl.
Truly is the twilight zone in the white house - the orange demention.
I love your show, Jon Stewart! 💙
Ahh that was excellent.
Americans, please vote. Philippines
Why are Americans laughing.
Is Dump the representation of the average intelligence of americans? 😂
Haley was bought by dump. Follow through money
The woman in white, Roger's campaign manager is a registered foreign agent for the state of Israel.
US Elections have never been as important to the rest of the World, especially Canada and Denmark, but also the Middle East and Latin America !!!
That bit on the poles....priceless!!
"Please reconsider spending so much of your valuable pre-election airtime hyping up polls that you know to be unreliable." Or, we could spend less valuable pre-election airtime dissing unreliable polls and more on the importance of restoring the balance of power in our government.
She was great in The Boys.
This is what most of US voted for <a href="UCkszU2WH9gy1mb0dV-11UJg/W8IfY_bwAfiPq7IPvNCA2AU"></a>
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1sNcmF0y10&t=1186">19:46</a> Pterodactyl isn't really a correct term. Pterosaur is the group and pterodactylus is the species
She’s endorsing Rogers after an AIPAC call $$$$
“Narcissus is the figure from Greek mythology who became infatuated with his own reflection in a pool of water, ultimately leading to his demise.”
The lady in the white shirt behind her at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1sNcmF0y10&t=454">7:34</a> is her foreign agent handler.
Stevens was obviously possessed by the ghost of Benedict Arnold.<br>Her fiancee/handler clearly didn't have anything to do with it...
Hello, 'United States of 'Both-parties-controlled-by-Israel- America'... We dont really KNOW know who's gonna win, but we all KNOW know the majority will serve the ever-expanding its borders little country regardless
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1sNcmF0y10&t=1265">21:05</a> I got trapped in an algorithm that just had him over and over. I hate the comedy audition.
USA, you need to be accompanied by an adult.<br>(For US readers (LOL), "accompanied" means "followed by" and in this instance also "someone sane").
DJT spoke before about 20 gardeners at the pool, very sad.
They spend all their air time either reporting on polls or how much is spent on campaigns but very little identifying specifics of candidates policies.
Watching what's going on with American politicians is much more amusing than the Great Moscow Circus. 😅
Has Haley Stevens got a pickled onion in her mouth?
I am so glad i dont watch any of those awful networks.
I hope for ALL our sakes the polls are not wrong. <br>Tired of being given hope by polls and then the people don't get out and do the work. <br>VOTE PEOPLE!
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1sNcmF0y10&t=39">0:39</a> This is why anyone should think he is incompetent, Democrat or Republican. This kind of discourse should disqualify you from tying your own shoes, let alone run a country. <a href="UCkszU2WH9gy1mb0dV-11UJg/CN2m5cKr49sCFYbFggodDFEKrg"></a><a href="UCkszU2WH9gy1mb0dV-11UJg/X_zdXMHgJaPa8gTGt4f4Ag"></a>
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1sNcmF0y10&t=351">5:51</a> That basically means “I’ve been paid a great sum of money to endorse that republican traitor and promised a position in his cabinet!”
9am here in Norway, what a crazy situation. Please VOTE the world is tired of his sh!tshow.
HE RAN to stay out of prison and EVERYDAY this is becoming more and more apparent. Don had one big card to play and that was his racism and 77 million whyte American along with a percentage of blk and brn people voted for him. Now we sit and watch Donald Trump entrench himself in a become the richest president in US HISTORY.
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1sNcmF0y10&t=319">5:19</a> she’s got those dead eyes like Erika Kirk
The more I see of Stewart recently, the more he's reminding me of Lewis Black. And I'm here for it.
Trump's Narcissism is based on the Greek mythological Narcissus obsessed w his REFLECTION in a POOL.Ironic.😂frm 🇦🇺.🌊🌊🌊🙏
She has said that she can’t endorse Sayed cause he won’t distance him self from the Muslim brotherhood and Islamic extremism
As a life long conservative I am considering voting blue later today I'm sick and tired of his nonsense
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1sNcmF0y10&t=470">7:50</a> This story is so amazing because I've never seen Anderson Cooper knit his brows together so hard he's about to go full Klingon
Canadian in México here, please please America vote this insanity out!!!
Alexander Hamilton, Aaron Burr ahh Michigan
It's very obvious that Stevens is just another spineless person, those are not just found in GOP.
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1sNcmF0y10&t=1449">24:09</a>
What an absolute clown 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
I love Jon. He is awesome.Lord how I needed this laugh. He is hilarious.❤
How old is Haley Stevens?<br><br>I get the feeling she is going to be on the right wing news circuit for the next 40 years justifying endorsing Mike Rogers.
Go ahead America! Vote and vote well! 🇵🇹
We have a lunatic for ourl eader! Ugh
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1sNcmF0y10&t=1240">20:40</a> -- absolutely amazing! I think Jon at 63 yrs is becoming the new Lewis Black with all this drama!
VOTE! with love from Denmark
Or Georgia, or taxes, or Michigan, or
Germany here, please get out and vote friends, we need you! Please get rid of the evil pumpkin
She is experiencing a meltdown
She’s got that Tulsi Gabbard-itis.
The Democratic centrists would rather lose than change their policies on Israel. Someone told her to do this, the same way they told people to drop out of the primaries in 2020.
Why, Jon? They are taunting you! Taunting you!
Swiss here. Please use your vote to put an end to this dreadful orange nightmare and a completely unnecessary war. The whole world is experiencing incredible price hikes because of a president who has lost all control and seems to be living in a different world.
Clowns
I like Harry Enten, sad to see Jon picking on him
France here 🇨🇵<br><br>Please vote and stop the orange tyrant, par pitié.
LOL I feel for you Jon even though you are a comedian!!! US born but don't live in your disaster...! Waiting for Wednesday!?
Dear USA citizens you've been extremely disappointing, please wake up.
Tbf evangelicals have long been more Zionist than American Jews. They want to speedrun the endtimes which needs Israel to control all the promised land to happen.
"that I buy" 😂😂
And this man has the nuclear codes
America needs to get rid of AIPAC
Expel her from the party, she is pro-Israel, anti American.
too many pasuses .....
Polls are nothing more than just another political strategy.<br>High numbers = bandwagon effect, low numbers = underdog / urgency effect.
Time for grandpa to go bye byes😊
Italy here. We have zero faith in Americans, their polls, their constitution (written in the 18th century), their military, their nuclear bombs, their politicians, their cars, their democracy. China seems a lot more serious right now.
he was cute
She got paid, it seems.
She was instructed to switch and endorse Mike Rogers by her handlers. Wake up America! We are occupied and controlled. Israel is the enemy of the world. Why are all the world leaders telling their people to get ready for blackouts?
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Unfortunately no matter who you vote in America they will do the same thing to start a new war and that is the fact sorry to disappoint 😢
Of course El-Sayed would not want Stevens, who lied about his positions all the way through the primary, to go out on the campaign trail and, under the guise of campaigning for him, continue to lie about him. He's no fool, but she is. I've seen this in my own low-level experience of certain women in government; its done with a smile, innuendo, and downright backstabbing.
Voted in Colorado… please sweet baby Jesus all wrapped in swaddle, do not let Victor “I killed a man as a child, maybe also as an adult, also pushed my wife into the front door as a humble brag while being a white nationalist Cajun karate champion” Marx.
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1sNcmF0y10&t=170">2:50</a> 😂 yeah, Jazeera Livestream cut to, “oh! POTUS is talking now!” … and it was just this. they gave him a few minutes, about the flag-blue paint, cut away “uh, okay then.” 🤣<br><br>like, this speech got picked up by satellite news channels from other countries, and it was reflecting-pool-paint. 🫣
John, go find another job. The other hosts on this show are way better than you.
The problem isn’t with polling, it’s the sensationalism around them. I’d much rather have a data point than pure speculation. Also all data analysis comes with a margin of error, anyone who took a stat class could tell you that
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