00:00 / 00:00
Sleep timer ended
⏪ 10s
⏩ 10s
702.5K views
1mo ago
What's happening in Ali Wong - Baby Cobra? Ali Wong’s stand up special delves into her sexual adventures, hoarding, the rocky road to pregnancy, and why feminis…
...more
100 Comments
I am trying to get Oriental girl from Sydney on the Australian maths team, Tiger Girlfriend, and have a feeling the American maths team is following me around on the internet? Like stalkers : / <br><br>Australian maths sledging team 7, American maths sledging team 0 <br><br>: )<br><br>PS. Sydney yun mun hoedzee gow fom pay ; )
Very boring. It's all about race.
What number does a restaurant need?
Chinese Asians are not fancy. Only select cities are wealthy. And COVID and bird flu started in China.
'We are white people pretending to be Asian'. One day, people are going to get that this is how most of us 2nd gen migrants end up feeling. i.e. one and the same as the locals.
Wonder how many times she cheated before divorce
Well yeah, you totally forgot about the last country in asia: Korea
Yank asian are truly distutbing
For my money, Vietnam for the win. Best bread, best sandwiches, best dresses, BEST FUCKING BUDDDHISM. 🎉
So I'm half fancy, half jungle lol. Filipino and Japanese!
모든 아시아가 중국을 싫어하는데 ㅋㅋ
I actually have a t-shirt from Phó Sho!
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCmINg7t4B8&t=26">0:26</a> since when China was “fancy” asian lol i know its a joke but her follow up explanation for jungle asian was ‘hosting disease’… bro covid literally came from a city of Wuhan, China… maybe Japan, Korea, HK, Taiwan but China؟ hell nah
I live on a small island. the one asian place on front street certainly uses the toilet as also a store closet lol
now chinese lets do developed countries vs developing coutnry according to IMF and UNCTAD
In San Jose, Vung Tao III is way better than pho tao bay.
First comment: Best wishes for several very clear, successful readings. I hope they resonate with everyone.<br>God bless, young lady
Considering that middle east and South Asian together form major part of Asian population and still Asian means someone who looks like like Chinese or Japanese or Vietnamese, etc 😂<br>I demand a separate Continent for the Non Asians of the Asia 😅
Everyone knows
China def got plenty of ghetto to balance out the fancy (eg they're pretty good at hosting diseases)
Whatever you're saying, I think you're wong.
"China" is not "fancy Asia." Sorry.<br><br>"Fancy Asia" is Japan, Singapore, Taiwan, Bali, South Korea, Bangkok, KL/Georgetown/Penang in Malaysia.<br><br>The last time I was there, at Chengdu Airport, I thought I had gone to a parallel universe of modern 1939 Asian Reich. I've never seen so much jack-booted goose-stepping military; finger-printing when I was making a scheduled transfer flight from the US to Indonesia; and jingoistic chauvinism with re-inspection of my checked luggage (never experienced that anywhere else in the world for a direct flight) and 11, count 'em 11, check-points, inspections, searches, and on and on.
I often listen and don’t watch. I had to do a double take. She sounds like Angels Johnson.
Filipinos aren’t Asian. We are Pacific Islanders. Closer in ethnicity to Hawaii, Samoa, Papua, etc. Through assimilation from conquering countries. Free all pacific nations from the yoke of colonialism. I hope Hawaiians keep their culture or they will end up like the Philippines
Yeah, there’s Okinawa and Taiwan (and Russia and India).
Yes, but WHERE was the piggy bank made ?? 😊
Crazy to think she’s divorced from that guy. LOL.
“Gluten free”? You just lost your Asian cards. Both of them.
😂❤👍👍 THANK YOU!!!
Is she EVER not pregnant? I’m starting to wonder if she’s really just a very specific fat…?
And 100% Hello Kitty Infantile Asia...
Brilliant! Truth is funnier than fiction.
She’s delusional to put China on the same level as Japan
Ali by far is my favorite female comic.... hysterical 🤪
Ex-husband
She looks pregnant of triplets
She is kinda crude.
Decades ago my ex and I had a favorite Sichuan restaurant. A family ran the place and the husband did all the cooking. He and his wife screamed at each other in their native language. We went there for many years and joked about hearing loss.
Chinese . . . fancy ? That is a joke
😂😂😂😂
😁💥
Really like her from Beef!
😂😂❤❤very true lol I only like fancy Asia lol
She is not funny!
Since when China was ‘fancy asia’ lol
Chinese is not Fancy Asian
Chinese is not fancy
I was hoping for more fancy vs jungle.
Chinese are fancy for only 10-15 years at most
I hope one day to see her perform in person!! 💓
중국이 왜 Fancy? 아무도 중국을 동경하지 않음 😅물론 1인당 GDP가 1만불 초반 수준이지만 대다수의 사람 평균 임금이 캄보디아 수준임. 내가 볼 때 객관적으로 Fancy라고 불러 질 수 있는 Asian은 한국, 일본, 대만 정도임... 으... 몽골까지는 개인적으로는 포함해 주고 싶노
Dripping with money??? I wish. I just know how it works, which you understand after working in it, handed down to me by my mother. It isn’t rocket science.
Did the word ”Jungle Asian“ come from here.? Southeast Asians attack Koreans for calling them Jungle Asians, but most Koreans don‘t know this term. I don’t know why you have to make such a term to discriminate between Asians.
Dear Ali Wong,<br>I fucken love you 🥰 <br>“Have a nice Day”
So, do you see India or Central Asia as Jungle Asia? Or a Desert Asia?
Since 2019, even China is a 'jungle Asian' now.😂
China is also a kind of jungle Asian that everybody dislike.
펜시아시안은 한국,일본밖에 없다.<br>어디 중국까지 끼워 넣을려고해~
China is not fancy Asian.<br>South Korea and Japan fancy Asian.
WTF would anyone eat gluten free food if you are not allergic to gluten? It's not healthier otherwise.
I went to a vietnamese restaurant near Wash DC, and there was a spot on the wall near a urinal with yellow urine crystal buildup from about 3 feet up down to the floor. Like, not only do people decide to piss on the wall instead of in the urinal, but they only clean it off the floor and not off the wall. They food was great, but I never went back there again.
e I totally get the bathroom/storage having gone into many bubble tea places
China shouldn’t be included
100% divorced milkshakes man 😂😂
Correct. Asia's also<br>Afghanistan,<br>Armenia,<br>Azerbaijan,<br>Bahrain,<br>Bangladesh,<br>Bhutan,<br>Brunei,<br>Burma,<br>Cambodia,<br>Cyprus,<br>East Timor,<br>The United Arab Emirates,<br>Georgia,<br>India,<br>Indonesia,<br>Iran,<br>Iraq,<br>Israel,<br>Jordan,<br>Kazakhstan,<br>Kuwait,<br>Kyrgyzstan,<br>Laos,<br>Lebanon,<br>Malaysia,<br>Maldives,<br>Mongolia,<br>Nepal,<br>North Korea,<br>Oman,<br>Pakistan,<br>Palestine,<br>Qatar,<br>Russia,<br>Saudi Arabia,<br>Singapore,<br>South Korea,<br>Sri Lanka,<br>Syria,<br>Tajikistan,<br>Taiwan,<br>Thailand,<br>Eastern Turkey,<br>Turkmenistan,<br>Uzbekistan<br>and Yemen.
ew. imagine joking about your internalized racism.
China? Fancy..?
Most jungle asians say they are half fancy or at least somehow related with fancy asians while fancy asians don’t say such thing
Mongolians=Desert Asians<br>Central Asians=Prairie Asians<br>Tibetan and Nepalese=Mountain Asians.<br>Siberians=Tundra Asians.<br>Pacific Islander=Surf Asians.
Shouldn't China be excluded from the list of fancy Asians?
Is she chinese? China is not fancy Asian.
My favorite Vietnamese restaurant would make racist jokes about me using chopsticks, and wouldn't let me use the numbers on the menu so they could laugh at me trying to pronounce the words. And the food was worth it. <br><br>Like, abuse me harder mommy. I pho-king love it.
Yes, there's also koreans, and rest are meh
I'm Korean, and I've never heard of such words til today. They are not used here at all. My favorite countries are Vietnam, Mongolia and Taiwan.
I think she is weird. She is probably a discriminator against Southeast Asians. I live in South Korea. No one uses the terms "Fancy Asian" vs. "Jungle Asian" in this country. I guess it's the same in Japan. I don't understand why some Chinese are so discriminatory toward Southeast Asians. Maybe they crave being called "Fancy Asian" by other Asians.
The Chinese are famous but not fancy😂
Fancy Asians are Japanese and Singaporean. Chinese are not fancy Asians. Just watch many Chinese tourists rude, greedy, loud, and spoiled behaviour. That is proof that those tourists lived as peasants during Mao's rule. <br>This woman's Vietnamese background explains her cold-blooded nature.
ヨーロッパ人が恣意的に“ヨーロッパ”って概念を作って経済を立て直そうとしたのはいい事だと思うけど、それをこっちにまで押し付けないで欲しいとは思うよね。日本人にとったらイラン人やインド人には全く馴染みがないんだから…
China is fancy asia ?🤣🤣😅😂
Wow, another Asian "comedian" telling people that she is Asian!
I’m pretty sure the Chinese & Japanese government want people to think they own Asian. 😅
FANCY ASIA : SOUTH KOREA AND JAPAN. China is definitely not Fancy Asia. you know what I mean. CCP OUT
So, let me get this straight. Ali Wong is the one who came up with this fancy-jungle Asian shit, and she didn’t even mention Korea. But somehow it’s our fault?
Chinese are jungle Asians since they hosted COVID-19. She should have used a different example because mainland Asia has had more diseases than island Asian countries.
Micro pencil Asian (East Asian) vs average pencil (SEAsian).
이런 쓰레기같은 말은 누가 만들었을까요?
Her material is actually funny. However, she is not.
Welllllllll you know…Covid didn’t start in a jungle Asian country so there’s that
chinese know they are not considered as developed nation so they use the word fancy asian😂.
there are developed nations and developing nations. nthing more. refer to imf , UN. rather than shouting like a little crying baby who claims ‘fancy asian’ while they r just a developing nation🤣
I married a jungle Asian. Wild times!
Now you're another azian chick wit h a whyte boi
We need to leave this resturant, deaf and emotionally abused!
💆♀️🍜❤❤😂
I saw her last comedy special... I thought she only did standup when she was pregnant...
한국인들은 이런 쓰레기 같은 단어가 있는지도 모른다. 이런 인종차별적인 단어는 없어지면 좋겠다.
No dear the fancy Asian host the deases China in particular.
Correction! China hosts diseases like Covid, Bird Flu, SARS.
I’ll never stop being amazed at how Americans proudly state that they are (insert nationality) when they don’t speak a word of said language. Having blood from somewhere / eating the food doesnt make you belong to the nation. You ought to put more work. Learn your grammar to begin with 😂
This homegirl must be friends with Aquafina!!!
Up next
From this channel
